Some of the following only apply to foreigners:
1. Any bed in China is harder than the floor.
2. Everyday you will hear these things being screamed out behind you: "Hello!" or "外国!" (waiguo- foreigner)".
- If you are a foreign teacher: "老外," which well means....foreign teacher...
- If you are Max: "好高!!"," 怎么高!!", "很高!!, "怎么那么高!!", "天啊!", or any other variant use of 高 (gao- tall)
3. If something makes logical sense, it is strictly prohibited.
4. If something makes absolutely no sense, it will be implemented immediately.
5. Traffic signs, lines, police, and rules are only for aesthetic purposes.
6. If a man hole cover goes missing, the following protocol must be followed: First, cut down a young tree, second, carry the young tree to the exposed hole, three, insert. Problem solved.
7. No matter where you go, you will be stared at. Constantly.
8. Everything can and should be bargained for.
9. Squat toilets some how manage to be more dirty, wet, and disgusting than you thought possible.
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I am so glad you are having such a good time. You should have brought a pair of white rubber shrimper boots with you - to wear in the toilets!
Bonjour, sinoscott.blogspot.com!
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